Normally, when people try and petition Hasan Piker to unban then, they express remorse, write in Turkish, or explain where they were coming from. Not this viewer, however. Prior to getting banned, they had flooded the chat asking Hasan for feet pictures seemingly at every opportunity. And the appeal request followed suit, for whatever reason.
“I’ve tasted a wide rage of indigenous fruits from the west andes mountains to the exotic produce of Malaysia and Thailand,” the message started. “But never has something caught my eye quite like Hasan’s large build but disproportionally small head. I can only imagine his feet are equally as disproportionate and need proof. Now my final offer is either you unban me so that I can look Hasan dead in his eyes and continue to ask him to provide feet pics, or you yourself provide.”
Hasan responded by noting all the different rules the viewer had violated, like spamming, being a weirdo, soliciting sex work without consent, and also the high crime of being a “foot guy” in the first place. Miraculously, though, the viewer got unbanned!