Replace 2/10/2023 12:22 p.m. ET: CDPR has confirmed to Kotaku by way of electronic mail that the seen labia/pubic hair shall be eliminated “as these textures weren’t meant to be current within the launch model of the sport.”
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Honey, hurry, they’re going to nerf The Witcher 3 vaginas.
Kotaku posted a narrative yesterday declaring that The Witcher 3 next-gen replace added reasonable vaginas, and suggesting that these kitties had been one of many many fan-made mods CDPR added to the up to date recreation. Within the authentic Witcher 3, girls who had been proven in full-frontal nudity had no seen genitals, only a type of smoothed-over, Barbie doll space. Within the next-gen replace, which launched at no cost this previous December, it appears that evidently the crones from Crookback Lavatory and the bruxas (the one girls NPCs that often do full-frontal with none obscuring pictures or panties) have touchdown strip-styled pubic hair and visual labia.
When reached for remark, CDPR initially instructed Kotaku that the corporate was “trying into it and may have extra info within the coming days,” however now it appears that evidently the vaginas had been added by mistake. Not less than, that’s what they’re telling us in a press release acquired by way of electronic mail:
“The following-gen model of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt options a number of community-sourced mods not created by CD PROJEKT RED, on high of quite a few enhancements created and carried out by the studio internally. Merging every part collectively was a fancy course of and the textures in query are an unintended consequence current within the launch model. That is one thing we’re working to deal with.”
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I requested if that meant that the vaginas can be faraway from the sport totally, however haven’t acquired a response by the point of publication. If that’s the case, nevertheless, (and it actually looks like it), that signifies that the cronussies might get nerfed in a future Witcher 3 replace.
If you happen to too discover it laborious to imagine {that a} recreation like The Witcher 3 (which has a ton of feminine nudity and completely no dicks) would by chance add reasonable vaginas in an replace, then be part of the membership. The vagina mod in query was wildly standard, and CDPR actually hasn’t shied away from exhibiting individuals’s bits up to now (hello, Cyberpunk 2077). However maybe admitting that they went forward and folded in a labia mod is a bit an excessive amount of, I perceive.
Whereas touchdown strip pubes and completely neat labia aren’t one of the best illustration of vaginas we might get, it’s higher than a smoothed-over, sealed shut downstairs space—and I’d be even much less bothered by it if the sport included some juicy dude nudity, too. The Witcher 3 is beloved for its horniness, so I say let’s embrace it for all.