Overwatch characters are scorching. We all know it, Blizzard is aware of it, porn artists comprehend it, and after seven years, Blizzard is lastly giving the folks what they need: an Overwatch relationship sim expertise the place you possibly can date among the heroes. Sadly, the alternatives of romance choices are very restricted. So Mercy and Genji followers, Loverwatch is for you.
Loverwatch is a relationship sim browser recreation that may launch on February 13 and keep on-line till February 28. It’ll give gamers an opportunity to select between Mercy and Genji, two of essentially the most sexless characters in Overwatch, with the assistance of Hanzo dressed as Cupid. Have a look at him, taking part in wingman for his brother. You like to see it. The sport could have a secret ending that may unlock a themed spotlight intro for Hanzo that you should utilize in Overwatch 2.
Blizzard could be very clear that the occasions of Loverwatch are non-canonical, so for those who’re a person kissing Genji, don’t learn into that as a chunk of capital L Lore. So far as we all know, Soldier: 76 and Tracer are the one members of the alphabet mafia, no matter who Mercy and Genji are smooching in Loverwatch.
However Blizzard, what in regards to the suave goober that’s Baptiste? What about bearded daddy Soldier: 76? What about Reaper earlier than he turned an evil edgelord and was as an alternative only a good-looking bastard with a goatee? You need me up to now the strolling go well with of armor in a hoodie who’s a canonical loner and doubtless says he wants therapeutic throughout intercourse? Mercy’s not a foul choose, although. She’s a nurturing particular person who will put within the work within the relationship.
Hopefully what’s beginning out as a Valentine’s Day gag will finally change into an actual factor, or on the very least Blizzard updates Loverwatch with new choices yearly. Let me date all the lads of Overwatch, Blizzard. As a result of the world is aware of they might use some love.