Earlier this week, Hasbro launched a brand new model of Clue, its traditional, 75-year-old homicide thriller board sport. Whereas the sport remains to be performed the identical, the characters and paintings have been modified to higher join with gamers in 2023. And it appears the artists at Hasbro succeeded as a result of the internet is now very horny for the new cast of potential murderers.
Clue, generally known as Cluedo within the UK, is a well-liked board sport first launched within the late Forties that pits a bunch of six gamers towards one another as they attempt to clear up the homicide of Mr. Black. To do that, they roll cube and discover clues whereas exploring a mansion. Finally, somebody shouts one thing like “It was Professor Plum within the ballroom with a candlestick” and everybody grumbles about how that one good good friend of yours at all times figures it out first. However now, the most recent model of the sport takes a web page from current homicide mysteries like Glass Onion and has made everyone in the game very sexy, with the internet particularly obsessed with the new Chef White.
Chef White is a recent twist on a traditional Clue character, Mrs. White. The unique Mrs. White was usually depicted as an older maid or housekeeper. This time, nonetheless, the character is a younger-looking chef with white, undercut hair, tattoos, and punk boots. And as you would possibly anticipate, a lot of people are very into this new character. Many even need to be killed by her, with “stepped on” being the most popular choice for trigger of death.
However let’s not ignore that just about each certainly one of these new characters appears to have horny fans on Twitter. There’s really somewhat one thing for everybody at this murder party/orgy. Numerous of us are declaring that Miss Scarlett and Colonel Mustard, specifically, seem like the couple across the bar that’s very into your vibes if you happen to get what I’m saying. (In that humorous state of affairs, the 2 are a pair and want to fuck you.)
I imply, hell, even Mr. Monopoly himself agrees that Colonel Mustard is sizzling.
This new sizzling model of Clue is offered now by way of Walmart and Amazon. Invite some mates over, share some wine and let the attractive solid of Clue do horrible issues to one another in your leisure. Feels like a great night time to me.