Have you ever ever brought about your self any real, bodily hurt whereas enjoying a online game? My thumb tore open after enjoying Gran Turismo endurance races for every week again in 1998, and I as soon as kicked a desk doing a little kung fu shit for an EyeToy recreation. That’s about it. I’ve by no means, not like this poor man, carried out something requiring critical medical intervention.
We’re about to meet Danny. Danny is within the Navy, at the moment stationed on Okinawa, and in his downtime Danny likes to play video video games and typically stream them on the web. That’s all very regular and anticipated, however we’re assembly Danny right this moment not for what he usually does, however for the freak accident that happened not too long ago whereas he was enjoying some Name of Obligation.
As you’re about to see, Danny is getting close to the top of a CoD match on this clip and will get slightly excited. He will get to his toes, jumps up and down a bit, arches his again after which simply…eats shit. Collapses, like a type of donkey toys the place you press the button and their limbs fall down.
Two issues right here. Firstly, I’m sorry Danny, however as a long-time enjoyer of the “dudes getting damage actual dangerous” style of bodily comedy, that is—inside online game circles, a minimum of—an all-timer. It’s like a contemporary recreation of Will Ferrel’s “I’m Very Badly Damage” bit from Austin Powers, solely with a Name of Obligation twist:
Thirty seconds in, I’m involved. Sixty seconds in, I’m laughing. By “I gotta cease the stream, I’m so sorry”, I’m carried out.
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Secondly, and extra importantly, as with every good “dudes getting damage” movies, I can solely chortle as a result of Danny is OK!
Get properly quickly dude.