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Let’s talk about the sport that combines sharp blades, blunt sticks, 100-mile-per-hour pucks, and regularly scheduled fistfights. You’d think hockey and Hollywood would go together like and ice and blood, but that sport-to-movie pipeline is still being built, and we’re still a ways off before movies about hockey can compete with football, basketball, baseball, and Jamaican bobsledding.

We’ll start with the 10 best-reviewed hockey movies, with Certified Fresh films at the top. Red Army is a Soviet-focused documentary, especially on the five players that played for the Detroit Wings in the 1990s. (This so-called Russian Five got their own doc of the same name in 2018.) But if you want to see the Soviets get beaten, then check out 2004’s Miracle, which re-stages the U.S. Olympic hockey team victory at the legendary 1980 match.

Goon captures the day-to-day essence of hockey (an accolade typically shared with 1977’s Slap Shot) and an empathically comedic look at the enforcer, a position further explored in doc Ice Guardians.

Hockeyland highlights the role of the sport in a small Minnesota town. And you can’t go this long talking about hockey without mentioning Canada, as Youngblood, The Rocket 9, and Indian Horse will attest.  —Alex Vo

#1

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Adjusted Score: 95191%

Critics Consensus: Fun and fascinating, Red Army delivers absorbing documentary drama for hockey fans and sports novices alike.

Synopsis: Hockey captain Slava Fetisov and four other players form a nearly unbeatable unit known as the “Russian Five,” but their… [More]

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#2

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Adjusted Score: 86563%

Critics Consensus: Kurt Russell’s performance guides this cliche-ridden tale into the realm of inspirational, nostalgic goodness.

Synopsis: When college coach Herb Brooks (Kurt Russell) is hired to helm the 1980 U.S. men’s Olympic hockey team, he brings… [More]

#3

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Adjusted Score: 84656%

Critics Consensus: Goon is a crude slapstick comedy with well-formed characters and a surprising amount of heart.

Synopsis: Though a misfit among his brainy family members, Massachusetts bouncer Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott) has a knockout punch that… [More]

#4

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Adjusted Score: 83950%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: In the late 1980s, the Detroit Red Wings work to finally break their decadeslong Stanley Cup drought by extracting players… [More]

#5

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Adjusted Score: 36386%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: Hockey enforcers struggle to rise through the professional ranks as the role slowly disappears from the game…. [More]

#6

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Adjusted Score: 54183%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: Minnesota is the heartland of US hockey, creating more skaters–on the local rinks and in the NHL–than any other state…. [More]

#7

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Adjusted Score: 86451%

Critics Consensus: Raunchy, violent, and very funny, Slap Shot is ultimately set apart by a wonderful comic performance by Paul Newman.

Synopsis: In the small New England town of Charlestown, the local mill is about to lay off 10,000 workers. The town’s… [More]

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#8

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Adjusted Score: 77715%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: A Canadian First Nations boy survives in a residential school in the 1970s…. [More]

#9

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Adjusted Score: 21360%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: Working-class Quebecois hockey player Maurice Richard (Roy Dupuis) becomes a hero to French Canadians as he stars for the famous… [More]

#10

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Adjusted Score: 16903%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: Dean Youngblood (Rob Lowe) is an exceptionally skilled young ice hockey player trying to make a name in the Canadian… [More]

#11

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Adjusted Score: 44585%

Critics Consensus: Seann William Scott remains as watchable as ever in the title role, but Goon: Last of the Enforcers repeats its predecessor’s violent and profane formula to diminishing effect.

Synopsis: A lockout has reunited old teammates and brought a crew of new players to the bench for the Halifax Highlanders…. [More]

#12

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Adjusted Score: 39832%

Critics Consensus: The lack of hockey action and authenticity left critics cold.

Synopsis: A publicity stunt turns into the ultimate lopsided competition, when the world famous New York Rangers face off against the… [More]

#13

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Adjusted Score: 24547%

Critics Consensus: The Mighty Ducks has feel-good goals but only scores a penalty shot for predictability.

Synopsis: After reckless young lawyer Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez) gets arrested for drunk driving, he must coach a kids hockey team… [More]

#15

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Adjusted Score: 19207%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: Having achieved a modicum of fame from their earlier adventures, all the members of the Mighty Ducks hockey team are… [More]

#16

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Adjusted Score: 13470%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: A chronicle of the life and career of NHL goaltender Terry Sawchuk…. [More]

#17

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Adjusted Score: 20728%

Critics Consensus: Dwayne Johnson brings the full force of his charm (and his appropriately pale chompers) to the title role, but flat direction and a committee-written script render The Tooth Fairy unacceptably dull.

Synopsis: Rough-and-tumble hockey player Derek Thompson (Dwayne Johnson) is a terror on the ice, earning the nickname “Tooth Fairy” by separating… [More]

#18

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Adjusted Score: 4434%

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Synopsis: A young man is torn between his traditional Indo-Canadian family expectations and his dreams of playing hockey…. [More]

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