You most likely already know that Alexa can inform jokes. However Amazon’s digital assistant can be clued up on the 12 months’s festivities and massive occasions, so she will be able to reply your questions and provide extra equally cringe-worthy (however nonetheless humorous) jokes for Christmas, Easter, Halloween and different instances.
Under you’ll discover a checklist of over 100 issues to say to Alexa, and a few of her responses may simply make you snigger out loud. She normally has a wide range of solutions, so don’t simply ask as soon as: preserve asking to listen to all of them.
What to ask Alexa at Christmas
- Alexa, allow Hey Santa (Alexa’s new ‘movie star voice’)
- Alexa, what number of sleeps [or days] till Christmas?
- Alexa, do you consider in Santa?
- Alexa, how previous is Santa?
- Alexa, the place does Father Christmas reside?
- Alexa, will it snow on Christmas Day?
- Alexa, what’s Santa’s handle?
- Alexa, what would you like for Christmas?
- Alexa, what’s the true that means of Christmas?
- Alexa, how do you make a snowball?
- Alexa, do you want my Christmas tree?
- Alexa, how briskly is Santa’s sleigh
- Alexa, sing a Christmas tune
- Alexa, sing a Christmas carol
- Alexa, inform me a Christmas joke
- Alexa, inform me a Christmas story
- Alexa, how ugly is your Christmas jumper?
- Alexa, open my creation calendar
- Alexa, is Die Exhausting a Christmas film?
- Alexa, the place is Santa?
- Alexa, title Santa’s reindeer
- Alexa, who’s your favorite reindeer?
- Alexa, learn ‘Twas the evening earlier than Christmas
- Alexa, I want it may very well be Christmas day by day
- Alexa, play the Queen’s Christmas Day message (UK solely)
- Alexa, sing Auld Lang Syne
- Alexa, Joyful New Yr!
- Alexa, play Christmas music (requires subscription to a music streaming service)
- Alexa, learn my RNIB Letter from Santa (in affiliation with the Royal Nationwide Institute of Blind folks)
You too can say these. Simply be sure you first say “Alexa, allow ‘Hey Santa’” first:
- Hey Santa, sing We Want You a Merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing the 12 Days of Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing Deck the Halls
- Hey Santa, inform me a narrative
- Hey Santa, inform me the North Pole information
- Hey Santa, inform me about your reindeer
- Hey Santa, are you able to snigger?
- Hey Santa, what’s your favourite meals?
- Hey Santa, merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, let’s dance
- Hey Santa, inform me a joke
- Hey Santa, let’s play a recreation
- Hey Santa, give me recommendation
When you’ve got a Hearth TV, you may as well say these phrases to play particular Christmas motion pictures from Prime Video (Amazon’s video streaming service):
- Alexa, Operation Santa Claus is coming to city! – Arthur Christmas
- Alexa, there’s no higher present than friendship – The Polar Categorical
- Alexa, we’re strolling within the air – The Snowman
- Alexa, what’s that stench, it’s implausible! – How The Grinch Stole Christmas
- Alexa, let’s save Santa – Saving Santa
- Alexa, preserve the change ya filthy animal – House Alone
- Alexa, take me to the seven ranges of the Sweet Cane forest – Elf
- Alexa, I’m Mr Serviette Head! – The Vacation
- Alexa, this animal is my co-pilot – A Road Cat Named Bob (on the free IMDb TV)
Bizarre issues to say to Alexa
- Alexa, allow teenage mode
- Alexa, get me a beer
- Alexa, are you a robotic?
- Alexa, what are the three legal guidelines of robotics?
- Alexa, knock knock
- Alexa, are you aware Siri?
- Alexa, do you smoke?
- Alexa, inform me a joke
- Alexa, why did the hen cross the highway?
- Alexa, do a barrel roll
- Alexa, which got here first: hen or egg?
- Alexa, I need the reality
- Alexa, what’s the magic phrase?
- Alexa, give me a random quantity between 1 and 10
- Alexa, flip a coin
- Alexa, roll a cube
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- Alexa, cry like a child
- Alexa, fart
- Alexa, burp
- Alexa, meow
- Alexa, woof
- Alexa, what occurs if you happen to step on Lego?
- Alexa, are you a nerd?
- Alexa, sing me a tune
- Alexa, are you able to sing in auto-tune?
- Alexa, are you able to do a rap?
- Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?
- Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
- Alexa, how can I eliminate a lifeless physique?
- Alexa, flatter me
- Alexa, the place are my keys? (this received’t be a joke in case you have a key-finding ability enabled)
- Alexa, the place do you reside?
- Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
- Alexa, are you blue?
- Alexa, will you marry me?
- Alexa, what are you sporting?
- Alexa, do you sleep?
- Alexa, how previous are you?
- Alexa, give me a kiss
- Alexa, inform me a secret
- Alexa, do you consider in ghosts?
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- Alexa, is there life on mars?
- Alexa, is there a Santa?
- Alexa, what’s the that means of life?
- Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3
- Alexa, so long
- Alexa, excessive 5
- Alexa, clap
- Alexa, winter is coming
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, use the pressure
- Alexa, beam me up
- Alexa, open the pod bay doorways
- Alexa, are you skynet?
- Alexa, who you gonna name?
- Alexa, what’s the primary rule of combat membership?
- Alexa, Marco!
- Alexa, say one thing in Klingon
What to ask Alexa about Star Wars
- Alexa, when is Star Wars Day?
- Alexa, Might the fourth be with you
- Alexa, do you want Star Wars?
- Alexa, who’s the most effective Jedi?
- Alexa, aren’t you a bit of brief for a storm trooper?
- Alexa, what’s the Jedi code?
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, there isn’t a strive
- Alexa, inform me a princess Leia Quote
- Alexa, Might the Power be with you
- Alexa, what order ought to I watch Star Wars in?
- Alexa, who’s Luke Skywalker’s father?
- Alexa, inform me a Star Wars joke
- Alexa, inform me a Star Wars quote
- Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re on the lookout for
- Alexa, that’s no moon
- Alexa, admiral, it’s a lure
- Alexa, discuss like Chewbacca
- Alexa, discuss like Darth Vader
- Alexa, discuss like Jabba the Hut
- Alexa, discuss like Princess Leia
- Alexa, discuss like Yoda
- Alexa, discuss like Han Solo
- Alexa, discuss like R2-D2
- Alexa, discuss like Jar Jar Binks
- Alexa, discuss like C-3PO
- Alexa, discuss like Luke Skywalker
- Alexa, use the Power
You may make your Echo Dot appear to be Grogu from The Mandalorian. The stand is made for Amazon by Otterbox and it’s obtainable
right here.
When you’ve got an Echo Dot 3, Otterbox additionally makes the identical stand for that mannequin too. Get it
right here.
Arrrrlexa’s pirate sayings
All you want to do is to say, “Alexa, discuss like a pirate.”
- Avast, ye scurvy curs! Or ye will probably be paying a go to to Davy Jones’ Locker.
- Arrr! Batten down the hatches, furl the sails! Draw sabres! These scallywags be shark bait.
- Fifteen males on the lifeless man’s chest… yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
- Gor blimey! The ship be bilged on her anchor. Heave ho, mateys!
- Arrr! Ask me for yet another fart joke and I’ll make ye stroll the plank!
What to ask Alexa at Halloween
- Alexa, what number of days till Halloween?
- Alexa, completely satisfied Halloween (on 31st Oct solely)
- Alexa, scare me
- Alexa, trick or deal with?
- Alexa, when is the zombie apocalypse?
- Alexa, inform me a Halloween joke
- Alexa, what are you sporting for Halloween?
What to ask Alexa at Easter
- Alexa, what number of days till Easter?
- Alexa, do the Easter rap
- Alexa, is the Easter Bunny actual?
- Alexa, fake to be a hen…
- Alexa, what’s your favorite Easter egg?
- Alexa, how do you make scorching cross buns?
- Alexa, open Easter Would you Reasonably….
- Alexa, open Easter quiz…
- Alexa, open egg hiding recreation
- Alexa, open Easter info
- Alexa, open Easter bunny
Brilliantly, if you happen to ask Alexa “Inform me a yo mamma joke” she is going to reply not with one thing impolite however as a substitute an encouraging and uplifting assertion about how nice your mom is. And as with the others, there are a number of responses, so asking once more will immediate a unique reply.
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Lastly, though not a humorous response, if you happen to ask her to show the quantity as much as 11 she is going to set it to most: a reference to the movie Spinal Faucet.